Teatr bezpieczeństwa nawet w muzeum...

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Krzysztof Blachnicki

W nowym Muzeum Śląskim zamontowana została bramka z wykrywaczem metali, a porządku pilnuje Pan Bardzo Porządkowy. Miałem torbę wypełnioną po brzegi, którą musiałem ściągnąć. Bramka i tak „pika”:

– Ma pan pasek? – pyta Pan Bardzo Porządkowy.

– Tak, pokazać? – odpowiadam.

– Nie trzeba – odpowiada Pan Bardzo Porządkowy.

– Na pewno? – dopytuję się.

– Nie. Proszę otworzyć torbę – prosi Pan Bardzo Porządkowy.

Pomyślałem sobie, że teraz to się zacznie długie sprawdzanie. Otworzyłem, zacząłem wyciągać rzeczy. Pan Bardzo Porządkowy popatrzył tylko na wierzch rzeczy w torbie i powiedział grobowym głosem: „Nie trzeba”. Wpadłem wtedy w zadumę nad sensem istnienia tych bramek. Przypomniałem sobie słowa „są po to, aby tam były”. Spokojny, bo w końcu rozwiązałem filozoficzną zagadkę, poszedłem sobie zwiedzać. Tym bardziej spokojny, bo byłem bliski zrezygnowania z wycieczki do muzeum ze względu na tę bramkę i zagrożenie dla prywatności. Moje obawy okazały się niesłuszne.

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